Day: February 19, 2014

Coppers first aid course involved video of lesbian sex giving CPR

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The National Police unit in Huesca has been forced to issue an apology after it gave a training course in which recruits were shown how to give CPR – by mostly naked lesbians. The video, apparently downloaded off the net, was considered “humorous” by the medics who put the course together, and he patched it into a video training course for defibrillators and CPR. However, recruits were not amused and several clubbed together to issue Continue reading Coppers first aid course involved video of lesbian sex giving CPR→

Nationality denied coz she thought Almeria was a country

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A Morrocan woman who has lived in Catalonia since 1997 has been denied her Spanish nationality because she though Almeria was a country bordering Spain. In a verbal immigration exam, when asked for the names of two countries bordering Spain, she replied “Almeria and La Jonquera”. The correct answers, of course, being port-land and los gazbachos. To be honest, The Supreme Court has now ruled that the answer was sufficient proof that she hadn’t integrated Continue reading Nationality denied coz she thought Almeria was a country→

Sean Connery cleared in Marbella corruption case but wife prosecution continues

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The Judge investigating the “Goldfinger” case, in which beloved Scottish grandfatherly actor Sean Connery and his wife stand accused of illegally building homes in Marbella, has dropped the charges against Sean. However, charges against his wife continue to stand. Sean Connery owned a luxury villa in Marbella which was a tad large (and a bit got knocked down by court order). His chalet was owned by a company called Malibú, SA, which together seems to Continue reading Sean Connery cleared in Marbella corruption case but wife prosecution continues→