29 year old José Miguel L.R. from Huercal de Almería has been officially awarded the coveted “Dimwit of the week” award by the Guardia Civil in Almería.
Young José, obviously a firm believer in the Rule of Law, went round to his local copshop last weekend to denounce a friend of his for stealing eight fully grown marijuana plants from his living room.
Officers were “surprised”, according to a spokesman, but went round to José’s house to see if there was any evidence to support his claim against his ex-friend.
Whilst poking around in his living room, they discovered a further 100 plants in a home made greenhouse in a back room, along with drug making materials and scales.
José has now been arrested for a crime against public health. Police say there is no evidence linking his “friend” to the theft of the original plants, but that investigations continue.
(Ideal)