Strange. You would think that Piers would have said something on his blog (here) about his happy holidays in Marbella. Instead, the shy retiring violet has decided to keep quiet and allow his beloved, perma tanned fans to bask in his radiance. What would Jeremy say?
Poor sod. Looks quite scared in the fourth photo from the end. If the hands were the other way round somebody could probably sue for sexual harassment. Life isn’t fair, is it?