While pottering about last night, I received one hell of shock when I opened a gate and saw something out of the corner of my eye. I swung round and… not 30 cm away… was this happy little chap.
After screaming and running away, a camara was found.
We got some long tongs and removed him. He was upwards of a meter long, but quite skinny. Took refuge under a wood pile, so I assume he’s still there.