Taxes & charges on Spain UK flights – a consideration

Taxes & charges on flights UK to Spain

I’ve just booked a flight back to the UK. (Stop cheering, it’s only for a week then I’m back!). With Monarch, of course. I go out of my way to avoid Ryanair and Easy Jet. Full of screaming toddlers, lower class yobbos, cramped seats, plastic bags of gin, etc. So much more comfortable in a Monarch extra leg room seat with a bottle of champers and some chedders. But I digress.

Ignoring all this nonsense about Advanced Passenger Information (which is nonsense, because it doesn’t let me put my NIE in, only the UK passport I’m travelling on, so how do the Spanish authorities tie me up with my Spanish alter ego?) I skipped straight to the price.

Now, these airlines don’t exactly give you a proper invoice, they just lump everything into aggregate sums. No doubt so you can’t compare different airport fees. But I found out that:

Taxes for the flight leaving Spain: €20,19

Taxes for the flight leaving the UK: €41,54

Total taxes and charges: €61,73. (Total cost of flight, €33,52).

When my emailed booking confirmation turns up, I then learn that these total taxes and charges are broken down to:

Air Passenger Duty:€14.56

Fuel supplement:€23.30

Passenger service charge:€17.91

Airport departure tax:€5.53

Airport handling Charge:€3.01

Total €64,31

Which is a difference of €2,58 over what I was quoted before. Hmm. Is that the tip for the stewardess?

I don’t understand how this works. First of all, I don’t know if VAT (IVA) is charged, it’s not specified but the Monarch VAT number is given. Are flights subject to VAT? In which case, as an intraEU operation, wouldn’t it be waived if booking from Spain to a UK company?

Secondly, there is no way to distinguish the different taxes. Do both airports charge an Airport handling Charge, or only the UK one? What is the “Passenger service charge”? Air Passenger Duty? Sound vaguely British.

I’ve also been charged a whopping 5,25% charge for paying by VISA. I think they should change to Cajamar, they’re offering a flat rate for any card of 0,45% until next spring.

But coming back to my original point, the UK taxes and charges are slightly more than double the Spanish ones. In fact, 66% of the flight cost (excluding VISA fee) of this particular return flight UK to Spain are taxes and charges.

So here’s an idea for the UK and Spain. Drop the airport taxes, just for a year. It’ll stimulate both economies (especially the Spanish one). It’ll cost a lot less than some of the bloody stupid ideas ZP is coming up with. It’ll make everybody feel happier about themselves, a nice holiday in the sun. And it’ll safeguard a lot of jobs. Win Win. Oh, and Monarch, even with extra leg room seats and a bot of champers, still worked out cheaper than a similar flight with Ryanair. But don’t tell the yobbos with screaming infants.

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4 Replies to “Taxes & charges on Spain UK flights – a consideration”

  1. I agree with all your comments regarding add-on charges for flights to and from the UK I also agree with you that Monarch is the very best service. Can anyone tll me Why oh Why have Monarch stopped the Luton-Almeria service, not only for this winter but nothing is available for next summer either. I travel once a month and really do miss this service.

  2. In my eyes, the most beautiful destination for travel is Spain. I like Madrid, Barcelona and all other cities. Very beautiful country.

  3. I recently booked a flight with ryanair flying from Birm>Malaga.
    However the flight back is charging taxes! To my amazement i looked at the price of the tickets now…and for some odd reason no tax is being added to the price for the same flight??!! how is this possible? surely all passengers should incure the taxes charge? This makes no sense…the price of the ticket is obviosly going to be cheaper the later you book it, but the taxes should still be the same?? no tax charges are included for the same flight back from Malaga….im confuzzled!?

    I would appreciate some input to this 🙂

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